So, I’ve been making nice with the neighbors, and the other day I got this love note on my door. I wanted to share it with you.
Dear Beverley,
It's come to the attention of some of us tenants that you have another person staying with you. I don’t know how true it is but be aware that the Louies’ charge extra rent for each person staying that’s not on the lease. Either contact the Louies & let them know or have your friend stay elsewhere.
Do you want to have your apartment taken away from you just over that? Better do something soon if that person is planning to stay… maybe even, ask that person to be quieter as I assume you are.
- A Helpful Neighbor.
Dear Helpful Neighbor,
Well if my you mean House, then yes, I do have someone staying at my apartment. Is it my fault that the traffic is so loud it causes my apartment to shake when a car drives by, thus, the TV must be loud enough for me to be hear it? Plus, I can’t help it that I’m a little deafer than others. You act like I’m watching TV at 1am…. I don’t write you love notes for walking in your heels at 6am in the morning, and go to bed at 8pm. I know it’s you, and I know it’s about my TV because you’ve knocked on my door twice in the past month to turn my TV down at 9pm. I politely complied twice, but then realized it was NINE! Now you’re resulting to love notes that don’t make any sense. Awesome.
First of all, are we in college? Do we live in dorms, and you are good friends with my roommates? If so, I don’t recall getting a welcome package from our RA/CSA, and I really think you should have a one on one because this type of communication is not exactly productive.
Second of all, is this supposed to be threatening? I mean, I don’t want to judge, but this was the best you could come up with?! Have you reviewed my lease? Man, I WISH I had another person on my lease. I wish I could hear your conversation with the landlord. “Beverley has someone staying at her place.” “Yeah, I know. He lives there.” Actually, my landlord would probably say, “Who’s Beverley.”
Anyway, can you please think of something better to threaten me with, or maybe you can address me like an adult?
Cheers,
Beverley
P.S. I'm throwing a big NEW YEARS eve party, did you want to come? If not, can we use your apartment for our guests?
I swear, I think I went back in time this week.
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