Tuesday, March 4, 2008

San Francisco

Please please explain these concepts to me San Francisco.

I don't understand why I must wait in 2 hour lines to get a parking permit for my car. I don't understand why my registration has to match the address where I clearly live since there is a bill in my name dated February 2008.
I don't understand why it takes 6-12 weeks to mail me a registration form that you plum forgot to send to me.

Yet, my parking permit is expired for seriously 30 seconds and there's your damn little car waiting for March to rear it's ugly head just so you can slap a 50 dollar ticket on my windshield.

THEN when I go to get a parking pass on the same day I got that ticket, you say, "I'm sorry you have a ticket. I can't give you a pass."

I reply, "I'm refuting the ticket."

"Well, you haven't written your letter yet."

"That's cause you gave me the ticket 4 hours ago."

See how efficient that is? WHY WHY WHY can't that be put towards something a little more productive like sending my forms in a timely manor. Instead of sucking the money out of my bank account like a money mosquito? I already feel responsible for the new pavements on all San Francisco sidewalks, since I have paid San Francisco over $2,000 since I have lived here!

San Francisco, can't you give me a break. Just this once? Please. I'll give you a million dollars. Wait, sorry, I already did that. What else do you need?

Monday, March 3, 2008

I'm Back

Hi! I've missed you.

Let's hug. *hug*

Ok, so now that we have that out of the way, let's dish....

It's been so long since I have written, I need to get back into the swing of things. With this said, I must postpone the homeless story because it HAS to be perfect!!!

In my absence, I have:

1) Fallen behind on my homework. (I will get to that today)
2) Desperately tried to avoid scheduling my dentist appointment, but my tooth is going to shatter any second now.
3) Scared myself into working at home, since my desk literally fell on me.
4) Gained weight.
5) Got up on Grey's Anatomy
6) Fell in love with Heroes
7) Working on Lost
8) Took care of stuffy nose Pasha.
9) Working hard to defeat a co-worker at Guitar Hero playing on expert! I WILL DO IT! It's just a matter of time.

OH! I did get called back for Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz in an equity show... that was cool!

So, all in all, it's been a pretty successful vacation if I may say so myself.