A conversation over breakfast on Saturday...

Me: You're my Dr. McDreamy.

Him: No, I wanna be Dr. McSteamy.

Me: NO! Dr. McSteamy cheats!!!!

Him: Well I don't, but Dr. McDreamy is sososoososososo girlie. Hey, what would you do if House guest starred on Grey's Anatomy?

Me: Um, that would be a TV orgasm.

Him: Wow, do you have any granola bars?